I'm trying to fit all the things from my too-small purse into an even smaller purse...
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Ah, the dreaded purse consolidation
When ever I switch purses, I end up just taking out the important stuff. So 6 months later I find a purse full of old receipts, gum wrappers and random chap stixs
OMG my closet is full of those types of purses. I refuse to clean them out. I will will them to DD and DS as a joke.
Clean them out? I thought the whole point of a new purse is to just move the stuff you really need and leave the rest in the old one. Like a dyslexic locust.
Well duh, which is why I am leaving them to my kids.
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I need 2,000 more steps. I can do this. I can do this.
No you can't.
I showed you! I got those last 2,000 steps. Which brought my total for the day to 20,000 steps! For a distance of 7.84 miles. A personal best for a day. 💪🏻
Woohoo! I just got selected as a potential juror! I actually enjoy serving so no condolences necessary. I'll probably get booted due to being partially deaf but who knows. I think the court I have to appear at is the one that does a lot of traffic cases. I would love to serve on a traffic case. Last trial I served on was a domestic violence trial.
I need 2,000 more steps. I can do this. I can do this.
No you can't.
I showed you! I got those last 2,000 steps. Which brought my total for the day to 20,000 steps! For a distance of 7.84 miles. A personal best for a day. 💪🏻
Hey I love the muscle emoticon!
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Woohoo! I just got selected as a potential juror! I actually enjoy serving so no condolences necessary. I'll probably get booted due to being partially deaf but who knows. I think the court I have to appear at is the one that does a lot of traffic cases. I would love to serve on a traffic case. Last trial I served on was a domestic violence trial.
I would not want you on a traffic jury if I were the accused!
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Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
Woohoo! I just got selected as a potential juror! I actually enjoy serving so no condolences necessary. I'll probably get booted due to being partially deaf but who knows. I think the court I have to appear at is the one that does a lot of traffic cases. I would love to serve on a traffic case. Last trial I served on was a domestic violence trial.
I would not want you on a traffic jury if I were the accused!