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Thought this was funny and would brighten up the daily...



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Thought this was funny and would brighten up the daily...


 That is so hilariously funny!  We have a super secret FB group of moms here in town.  They call themselves the Crunchy Granola Moms.  To belong you have to know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone.  Then you get an invite.  They believe in not vaccinating, eating only non processed food, you MUST breast feed, MUST you cloth diapers, believe in essential oils, baby wear, and a bunch of other things.  If you go to their meeting and speak out against any of this things you will be thrown out.  They spend a lot of time talking about how inferior mothers are that don't live up to their standards.  It's almost funny.



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OKAY...

Do you young farts have any idea how many times I have done that fingerplay????????

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OKAY...

Do you young farts have any idea how many times I have done that fingerplay????????

flan


 I don't want to hear about flan's super sexy time. Keep those details to yourself!  Lol 



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Thought this was funny and would brighten up the daily...


 That is so hilariously funny!  We have a super secret FB group of moms here in town.  They call themselves the Crunchy Granola Moms.  To belong you have to know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone.  Then you get an invite.  They believe in not vaccinating, eating only non processed food, you MUST breast feed, MUST you cloth diapers, believe in essential oils, baby wear, and a bunch of other things.  If you go to their meeting and speak out against any of this things you will be thrown out.  They spend a lot of time talking about how inferior mothers are that don't live up to their standards.  It's almost funny.


 So what you're saying is my vaccinated, occasional fast food-eating, bottle-fed, disposable diapered, non-essential oil using, non-baby wearing son's mother would be welcomed with open arms ... biggrin



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Thought this was funny and would brighten up the daily...


 That is so hilariously funny!  We have a super secret FB group of moms here in town.  They call themselves the Crunchy Granola Moms.  To belong you have to know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone.  Then you get an invite.  They believe in not vaccinating, eating only non processed food, you MUST breast feed, MUST you cloth diapers, believe in essential oils, baby wear, and a bunch of other things.  If you go to their meeting and speak out against any of this things you will be thrown out.  They spend a lot of time talking about how inferior mothers are that don't live up to their standards.  It's almost funny.


 So what you're saying is my vaccinated, occasional fast food-eating, bottle-fed, disposable diapered, non-essential oil using, non-baby wearing son's mother would be welcomed with open arms ... biggrin


 They would shame you into next year!



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 Hi!!!!

I'm flan.

Can I be your friend??????????

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Thought this was funny and would brighten up the daily...


 That is so hilariously funny!  We have a super secret FB group of moms here in town.  They call themselves the Crunchy Granola Moms.  To belong you have to know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone.  Then you get an invite.  They believe in not vaccinating, eating only non processed food, you MUST breast feed, MUST you cloth diapers, believe in essential oils, baby wear, and a bunch of other things.  If you go to their meeting and speak out against any of this things you will be thrown out.  They spend a lot of time talking about how inferior mothers are that don't live up to their standards.  It's almost funny.


 So what you're saying is my vaccinated, occasional fast food-eating, bottle-fed, disposable diapered, non-essential oil using, non-baby wearing son's mother would be welcomed with open arms ... biggrin


 They would shame you into next year!


 That's it? 2017 is only 5 months away. They're not very ambitious ...



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 Hi!!!!

I'm flan.

Can I be your friend??????????

flan


 I feel like Dory right about now.



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Go start the Friday thread...

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 That's it? 2017 is only 5 months away. They're not very ambitious ...


 I think it's a calendar year so no.  Twelve months.  And you realize once your status is revoked you can never get it back.



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Fingerplay reference:

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
So Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

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I feel myself drifting back into my safe space.   biggrin



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 That's it? 2017 is only 5 months away. They're not very ambitious ...


 I think it's a calendar year so no.  Twelve months.  And you realize once your status is revoked you can never get it back.


 That's ok. I'll be sure to cry into my Taco Bell that they booted me.



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NJN:

Are we all just puppets to you?

Do we have invisible strings????

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 That's it? 2017 is only 5 months away. They're not very ambitious ...


 I think it's a calendar year so no.  Twelve months.  And you realize once your status is revoked you can never get it back.


 That's ok. I'll be sure to cry into my Taco Bell that they booted me.


 And you'd better not be using a coupon.  They are all for couponing and if you try to copy them I'm reporting you!



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flan327 wrote:

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Are we all just puppets to you?

Do we have invisible strings????

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 Yes and yes.



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 That's it? 2017 is only 5 months away. They're not very ambitious ...


 I think it's a calendar year so no.  Twelve months.  And you realize once your status is revoked you can never get it back.


 That's ok. I'll be sure to cry into my Taco Bell that they booted me.


 And you'd better not be using a coupon.  They are all for couponing and if you try to copy them I'm reporting you!


 Coupons?! Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!



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 That's it? 2017 is only 5 months away. They're not very ambitious ...


 I think it's a calendar year so no.  Twelve months.  And you realize once your status is revoked you can never get it back.


 That's ok. I'll be sure to cry into my Taco Bell that they booted me.


 And you'd better not be using a coupon.  They are all for couponing and if you try to copy them I'm reporting you!


 Coupons?! Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!


 This just shows what an utter failure you are.  If you wore your son 24/7 you could just pop one out, feed him, and coupon all at once.  I bet you got him vaccinated too.



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 That's it? 2017 is only 5 months away. They're not very ambitious ...


 I think it's a calendar year so no.  Twelve months.  And you realize once your status is revoked you can never get it back.


 That's ok. I'll be sure to cry into my Taco Bell that they booted me.


 And you'd better not be using a coupon.  They are all for couponing and if you try to copy them I'm reporting you!


 Coupons?! Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!


 This just shows what an utter failure you are.  If you wore your son 24/7 you could just pop one out, feed him, and coupon all at once.  I bet you got him vaccinated too.


 Oh noes! I'm a failure! no

Not only did I get him vaccinated, I also give him antibiotics when he needs them. Have I made their bad mommy list yet?



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Yes. Yes you have. You are a parenting fail. Go away now. You are dismissed!

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Yes. Yes you have. You are a parenting fail. Go away now. You are dismissed!


 *stomps foot* But but but Non-Crunchy Lives Matter!



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Yes. Yes you have. You are a parenting fail. Go away now. You are dismissed!


 *stomps foot* But but but Non-Crunchy Lives Matter!


 Then I suggest you start forming a Non Crunchy Lives Matter group pronto.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can I join?



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Yes. Yes you have. You are a parenting fail. Go away now. You are dismissed!


 *stomps foot* But but but Non-Crunchy Lives Matter!


 Then I suggest you start forming a Non Crunchy Lives Matter group pronto.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can I join?


 Of course! Make sure your protest signs are ostentatious.



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And spelt corectely?

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And spelt corectely?


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And spelt corectely?


 gUd SpehleeNG wreKwirEd


 Sogi faz fud pheding kulaid drunkun moms untie!  Power to the NCGELM!!!!



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And spelt corectely?


 gUd SpehleeNG wreKwirEd


 Sogi faz fud pheding kulaid drunkun moms untie!  Power to the NCGELM!!!!


 FTW!!!



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Ed has been reading this thread and is confused.

Is it nap time yet (3.20 a.m.)



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I'm not in the loop on what is going on in Tig's life but I hope all is well.


 I think I can say that, while she's a tough cookie, sometimes Life serves you a steaming pile o' fecal matter.

flan


Well that svcks!  I hope it passes quickly for her. 


 Yeah, not our places to share but she needs prayers and good thoughts.


Did she give y'all permission to post about her problems?  Cause I highly doubt that... 



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Are YOU Tig? Cuz I highly doubt that.

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I DO HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS:

NJN is heading to the ER. She thinks it may be a kidney stone OR another UTI.

Healing thoughts appreciated.

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Sorry NJN. I hope it's just a UTI. I've never had kidney stones but Sean did & they were miserable.

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Sorry NJN. I hope it's just a UTI. I've never had kidney stones but Sean did & they were miserable.


 I've never had them either, Lexxy!

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Are YOU Tig? Cuz I highly doubt that.

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No I am not.  And I KNOW that she did NOT give you permission to bring up her problems here. WTF is WRONG with you????? 



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Are YOU Tig? Cuz I highly doubt that.

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No I am not.  And I KNOW that she did NOT give you permission to bring up her problems here. WTF is WRONG with you????? 


 Again, with the vague accusations.

Man up & say what you mean.

TIG HAS FRIENDS HERE WHO WORRY ABOUT HER.

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Are YOU Tig? Cuz I highly doubt that.

flan


No I am not.  And I KNOW that she did NOT give you permission to bring up her problems here. WTF is WRONG with you????? 


 Again, with the vague accusations.

Man up & say what you mean.

TIG HAS FRIENDS HERE WHO WORRY ABOUT HER.

flan


What in God's name is "vague" about me saying that Tig did not give you permission to post about her here? There is nothing vague about that to anyone with half a brain.  You overstepped.  You should be ashamed, but I know that you have none... 



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Ohfour wrote:
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Are YOU Tig? Cuz I highly doubt that.

flan


No I am not.  And I KNOW that she did NOT give you permission to bring up her problems here. WTF is WRONG with you????? 


 Again, with the vague accusations.

Man up & say what you mean.

TIG HAS FRIENDS HERE WHO WORRY ABOUT HER.

flan


What in God's name is "vague" about me saying that Tig did not give you permission to post about her here? There is nothing vague about that to anyone with half a brain.  You overstepped.  You should be ashamed, but I know that you have none... 


 You need a nap.

no

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And you need a modicum of a conscience...

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Ohfour wrote:
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I'm not in the loop on what is going on in Tig's life but I hope all is well.


 I think I can say that, while she's a tough cookie, sometimes Life serves you a steaming pile o' fecal matter.

flan


Well that svcks!  I hope it passes quickly for her. 


 Yeah, not our places to share but she needs prayers and good thoughts.


Did she give y'all permission to post about her problems?  Cause I highly doubt that... 


Isn't this a violation of board ruled? 



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Really? I don't see anything personal posted. Wow.

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Really? I don't see anything personal posted. Wow.


 These are the facts:

Other posters noticed that Tig was missing.

Other posters worried.

How was anything "personal" posted?

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Domestic Engineer wrote:
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I'm not in the loop on what is going on in Tig's life but I hope all is well.


 I think I can say that, while she's a tough cookie, sometimes Life serves you a steaming pile o' fecal matter.

flan


Well that svcks!  I hope it passes quickly for her. 


 Yeah, not our places to share but she needs prayers and good thoughts.


Did she give y'all permission to post about her problems?  Cause I highly doubt that... 


Isn't this a violation of board ruled? 


 Where did I get the info?

You don't know, do you?

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I PM'ed a Mod yesterday.

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The fact that something was posted about Tig going through a rough patch. That's posting personal information.

If she wanted people to know, she would have posted it herself...

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flan327 wrote:
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flan327 wrote:
Lexxy wrote:

I'm not in the loop on what is going on in Tig's life but I hope all is well.


 I think I can say that, while she's a tough cookie, sometimes Life serves you a steaming pile o' fecal matter.

flan


Well that svcks!  I hope it passes quickly for her. 


 Yeah, not our places to share but she needs prayers and good thoughts.


Did she give y'all permission to post about her problems?  Cause I highly doubt that... 


Isn't this a violation of board ruled? 


 Where did I get the info?

You don't know, do you?

flan


Did she, TIG, give you permission to post about her having problems?  Or did you just take it upon yourself to announce that? 



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Are YOU, Ohfour, a MOD?

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Are YOU, Ohfour, a MOD?

flan


No, but, I'm sure this will be looked into.  As it should be.  You don't go around posting about people's lives without their permission.  You SHOULD know better than that, but then again, why would I be surprised? 



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flan327 wrote:
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flan327 wrote:
Lexxy wrote:

I'm not in the loop on what is going on in Tig's life but I hope all is well.


 I think I can say that, while she's a tough cookie, sometimes Life serves you a steaming pile o' fecal matter.

flan


Well that svcks!  I hope it passes quickly for her. 


 Yeah, not our places to share but she needs prayers and good thoughts.


Did she give y'all permission to post about her problems?  Cause I highly doubt that... 


Isn't this a violation of board ruled? 


 Where did I get the info?

You don't know, do you?

flan


 I don't recall seeing Tig post about any issues, so it wasn't public knowledge.  If I had told you something in private you you had read it on my non existent FB page, I wouldn't necessarily want it shared.



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