I'm wearing white. Blinding white. Strapless. And I'm going to dye my armpit hair hot pink. And my dress will be so sheer, you will be able to see my hoo ha hair. That will be hot pink too. Oh, and I'm wearing flip flops. And there better be booze, or I'm gonna cause a scene. Free booze.
I'm sooooo ready to see that!
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
I'm wearing white. Blinding white. Strapless. And I'm going to dye my armpit hair hot pink. And my dress will be so sheer, you will be able to see my hoo ha hair. That will be hot pink too. Oh, and I'm wearing flip flops. And there better be booze, or I'm gonna cause a scene. Free booze.
I'm sooooo ready to see that!
I went to a wedding once where all the bridesmaides were wearing pale pink dresses. And black ruffled thong underwear.
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I'm wearing white. Blinding white. Strapless. And I'm going to dye my armpit hair hot pink. And my dress will be so sheer, you will be able to see my hoo ha hair. That will be hot pink too. Oh, and I'm wearing flip flops. And there better be booze, or I'm gonna cause a scene. Free booze.
I'm sooooo ready to see that!
I went to a wedding once where all the bridesmaides were wearing pale pink dresses. And black ruffled thong underwear.
Was it in Vegas (I hope)?
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Sorry, I just got into it with someone from the old DHH on FB whose only defense of Hillary's crimes was that Trump insulted a disabled person one time or another.
I would never insult someone who is disabled. Two of the people I love most in this life are disabled. I do think the pic looks like she only has one arm but it's the angle.
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I was kidding, TD. I would never insult a disabled person either, unless they were insulting me first. And my insult would not be about their disability, unless they were attacking my physical appearance or abilities.
But yes, she does look like she has only one arm. I wouldn't have noticed that before though. I remember sending my brother a picture of the boys years ago and he asked where so and so's other arm was. Same thing. Bad angle. I got a good laugh from his text because until he said something, I hadn't really noticed.
I'm afraid I will have to be square, as I will be attending my own wedding on that day But if all of the Geeks are at your wedding, I won't have to worry about nips showing in the audience at mine
I'm afraid I will have to be square, as I will be attending my own wedding on that day But if all of the Geeks are at your wedding, I won't have to worry about nips showing in the audience at mine
WHAT? What are the odds, seriously!
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Was it a bad day?
Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
I'm afraid I will have to be square, as I will be attending my own wedding on that day But if all of the Geeks are at your wedding, I won't have to worry about nips showing in the audience at mine
WHAT? What are the odds, seriously!
I know! We,err I mean you two, should have a combined ceremony!
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Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
I'm afraid I will have to be square, as I will be attending my own wedding on that day But if all of the Geeks are at your wedding, I won't have to worry about nips showing in the audience at mine
WHAT? What are the odds, seriously!
I know! We,err I mean you two, should have a combined ceremony!
I'm game if Vette will move her venue to Texas, but I've already booked and paid for ours. We can do back-to-back ceremonies where Vette is the bride and I am her attendant then after the "I do"s, just swap places and start again!