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Al Gore, the 66-year-old former Vice President of the United States, who served during the Clinton administration from 1993-2001, was arrested last night outside an upscale Miami, Florida nightclub for indecent exposure according to Miami-Dade Police Department spokesperson Eduardo Cruz.

In the statement released this morning by Cruz, he stated that Gore had been dancing inside the nightclub, and reportedly began taking off all of his clothes when the Will Smith song ‘Gettin Jiggy With It’ came on.

“Witnesses said that when the song came on, Mr. Gore just went wild and kept yelling, ‘I’m so hot! I’m on fire!’, at which point security guards at the popular downtown nightclub, called Heat Wave, escorted Mr. Gore to the parking lot, and made him put his pants back on.” Cruz said.

 

According to Rico Valazquez, a cab driver who was parked outside the club, Mr. Gore was apparently not ready to go home. “He took his pants back off, and threw them at my windshield. He was saying crazy stuff like ‘I told ya’ll, I told ya it was gonna get hot! hot! hot! up in here! AG is in the house, bringin’ the heat wave, ya heard me?’ Next thing I knew, he was completely naked. It was just crazy,” Valazquez said. “Needless to say, I was laughing my ass off.”

Miami-Dade police showed up on the scene and arrested Gore within minutes. “While they were putting him in the back of the police car, he kept yelling, ‘I’m so hot, the heat is killin me! I’m, so hot, I’m on fiya’ just like that!’ I thought it was pretty hilarious to see somebody like that having such a good time,” Valazquez said with a chuckle. “Guess he was right about the global warming after all. It was certainly keeping him heated up.”



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DOn't think this was true, but it is sure funny.

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Hahaha!

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See, the visual😞

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Ewws I said! Out, damn spell check, out of my phone!

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Awesome spell check!!!!!!!!

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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That would be hilarious if it's true.

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FALSE !

 

Summary of eRumor:  

Former Vice President Al Gore was arrested for indecent exposure outside a nightclub in Miami.

 

 

 

The Truth:

 

 

Al Gore was not arrested for indecent exposure.

That rumor began when Empire News, a fake news website, ran a story in January of 2105 with the headline, “Former Vice President Al Gore Arrested for Indecent Exposure.” The story begins:

“Al Gore, the 66-year-old former Vice President of the United States, who served during the Clinton administration from 1993-2001, was arrested last night outside an upscale Miami, Florida nightclub for indecent exposure according to Miami-Dade Police Department spokesperson Eduardo Cruz.”

The false news report goes on to claim that Al Gore kept yelling, “I’m hot! I’m on Fire!” before police arrested him.

The story was quickly shared thousands of times on social media, and it duped countless readers. The disclaimer for Empire News, however, says that website is “intended for entertainment purposes only.”

 

 

A real example of the eRumor as it has appeared on the Internet:

Al Gore, the 66-year-old former Vice President of the United States, who served during the Clinton administration from 1993-2001, was arrested last night outside an upscale Miami, Florida nightclub for indecent exposure according to Miami-Dade Police Department spokesperson Eduardo Cruz.

In the statement released this morning by Cruz, he stated that Gore had been dancing inside the nightclub, and reportedly began taking off all of his clothes when the Will Smith song ‘Gettin Jiggy With It’ came on.

“Witnesses said that when the song came on, Mr. Gore just went wild and kept yelling, ‘I’m so hot! I’m on fire!’, at which point security guards at the popular downtown nightclub, called Heat Wave, escorted Mr. Gore to the parking lot, and made him put his pants back on.” Cruz said.



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Yep, FNW said it probably wasn't true but posted it because it was funny.

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Some people need to lighten up!

Besides, he's the kind that keeps his crazy chained to a wall in the basement. 

 



-- Edited by lilyofcourse on Thursday 11th of August 2016 07:37:40 AM

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Some of us have lost our sense of humor.

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I thought it was funny.

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And just when you had me thinking Gore was good for something after all... biggrin



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Well, his name is good for a laugh!

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This comes out every so many years.

It's funny every time.

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