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Spouse yells at and cusses out things like the big bag of cough drops

that decided to dump its' contents on the floor last night.

And the stupid reaching tool (Grabber) that would only pick up one Ricolla at a time.

Stupid Stupid Stupid !

Do you have stupid things at home too?

 



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I do but mine are animate - they are called cats!

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So what is the stupid thing - the bag of cough drops or the grabber?

Methinks it's not the thing suffering from intellectual incapacity.

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My stupid dining room table likes to jump out at me and ram its corners into my hips/legs. I swear, I have nothing to do with it!!


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Shopping carts.

Darn things get my toes every single time.

I am positive the cart rolls over my toes on purpose. It can not be the drivers fault. biggrin



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That bump in the office floor. I trip over it EVERY SINGLE TIME!

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It's all stupid!

I'm guilty!

No cussing though.

That's just not lady-like.

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Owl drink to that!

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Food containers in the cabinet that cling to each other when I try to get one out and then proceed to come flying out and tumble everywhere

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