A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
I bought one to be a paperweight on my desk. Everyone has been coming by to use it.
you bought one? As in you weren't cleaning out the kids' rooms and found one and took it to work. You actually bought one for yourself, to bring to a law firm? Do you use it to answer your client's questions about their guilt?
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Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
I bought one to be a paperweight on my desk. Everyone has been coming by to use it.
you bought one? As in you weren't cleaning out the kids' rooms and found one and took it to work. You actually bought one for yourself, to bring to a law firm? Do you use it to answer your client's questions about their guilt?
I was in Walgreens and it was on clearance for $2. House has one on his desk.
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
I bought one to be a paperweight on my desk. Everyone has been coming by to use it.
you bought one? As in you weren't cleaning out the kids' rooms and found one and took it to work. You actually bought one for yourself, to bring to a law firm? Do you use it to answer your client's questions about their guilt?
I was in Walgreens and it was on clearance for $2. House has one on his desk.
so you are sucking up to management, yes? or Try again?
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Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
And I don't deal in criminal law. But I thought it would be handy when I can't decide what file to work on next. Should I work on this file? Will this get finished today? Should I go to Zaxby's for lunch?
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Just for fun, say I. This reminded me of an incident that happened when I was taking catechism lessons and someone asked the pastor why fortune tellers seemed to be correct some of the time. He replied that these fortune tellers were evil and worked hand in hand with the devil. Furthermore, if you went to one, God might just make what was predicted come true. Seemed a rather convoluted argument at the time and still does....
But I guess it scared some of the people away....
Just for fun, say I. This reminded me of an incident that happened when I was taking catechism lessons and someone asked the pastor why fortune tellers seemed to be correct some of the time. He replied that these fortune tellers were evil and worked hand in hand with the devil. Furthermore, if you went to one, God might just make what was predicted come true. Seemed a rather convoluted argument at the time and still does.... But I guess it scared some of the people away....
Witchcraft and fortune tellers are a sin in the Bible, but I believe that has more to do with putting your faith in magic rather than in God.
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
