DEAR AMY: You responded to “Mystified” that a person could rent goats to mow their lawn, if they are eco-friendly. This option is not eco-friendly, as it takes more gasoline to transport the goats to and from your property than it does to mow your own lawn with a gas mower.
Eco-Conscious
DEAR CONSCIOUS: I live next door to a large flock of sheep. They occasionally leap over their fence to do some mowing and flower eating on my lawn. I’m grateful that they provide their own transportation.
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The local nature center here has rented goats to eat some invasive species taking over the park. The goats are held in a very large area by electric fence and they chomp on the plants all day.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
A local town that had poison ivy on 2 acres of it's parks brought in goats, rented them, for one day. Those goats ate all the poison ivy. Renting goats to keep vegetation under control is a "thing".
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