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A single kind word will keep you warm for years.



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It will keep the recipient warm as well! Honestly... men, if you can learn to offer an honest compliment to a woman, she will float on clouds for days. Hubby is not ashamed or afraid to tell a woman she has nice shoes cuz he knows women like shoes, and he likes how they look sometimes. And every time, you can tell it is always appreciated. :)

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Those  grapes you cannot taste are always sour.



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Walk that straight and narrow path for now.



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wait WAT? "for now"??? hahahaha!

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Is it bad when your fortune cookie, doesn't have a fortune?

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lilyofcourse wrote:

Is it bad when your fortune cookie, doesn't have a fortune?


that would be

un

fortun

ate



-- Edited by ed11563 on Friday 21st of October 2016 08:25:21 PM

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Join a new club today, you'll be surprised.

 



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You're neverr too old to learn,

but some  people keep putting it off anyway.



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