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I know its a little early, but I heard a funny today that I just

have to share with you.

 

What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in the

dirt, crosses the road again, and rolls in the dirt again?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A dirty double crosser!

 

(Sorry, don't know how to do a "hide" and "reveal")

 

 



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Here is one for you.

Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

 

 

 

Stapler.    Sorry I do not know how to do "Hide", either.



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Karl what is the answer?

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Ha! Those are good.

It's too early or I'd leave one, maybe later.

Enjoying the quiet before the day gets busy.

Dad's already gone for the day, and the kids are still sleeping.

Give it 10 minutes and it'll be crazy on toast here, but for now, it's peaceful.

It's cooler today. 

Planning a Friday Forced Family Time for tonight.

Need to come up with something good.

Hope everyone has a great day.



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How to hide -

Go into advanced editor. Type whatever you are going to type. Highlight the part you want hidden with your mouse, and click the "SPOIL" button (it's next to the You Tube button).  It works best if you have space on either side of what you want to hide, so give a couple of "enters" and then highlight it and hit spoil.



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karl271 wrote:

Here is one for you.

Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

 

 

 

Stapler.    Sorry I do not know how to do "Hide", either.

 Staplers are evil.....at least the one at the desk I currently occupy is. I seriously almost had to fill out a near miss report because of the stapler. the spring on it is apparently very tight. I was putting more staples in and it snapped shut. Almost took off a finger. Luckily no one else saw it happen, so no one to make me fill out any paperwork. 



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Lol when Karl said "staplers" I thought he mistyped "spoiler". I didn't know that was the answer.

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I need a funny. Ugh, off to a wake tonight, funeral all day tomorrow. My friends DAd. Was a great guy.

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TrudyML wrote:

I need a funny. Ugh, off to a wake tonight, funeral all day tomorrow. My friends DAd. Was a great guy.

I'm sorry to hear that, Trudy.

Hugs to you and your friend. 



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Sorry for your loss.

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This Dad was great to me. Lent me his car when my friend wanted to see me. Threw great parties. Thank you for your kind thoughts.

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Sorry to hear that Trudy. Just so you know I'll be thinking of you. I'll have some beer tonight and toast you and your friends dad.

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You are the best! I asked for a pizza and French fries tonight. I'll come home and chow down and drink.

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Sorry, Trudy! Whenever I hear of "wakes", I always envision the deceased laying on the kitchen table while the friends/relatives stand around and get drunk. Irish wake!

The maids were late arriving so that puts the day back for me, which I hate. I want to do some more painting, dammit!



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This will be an Irish one!

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Drink up!

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It will be a drinkfest. I'm not staying.

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I need a drink today. Maybe several.

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Morning everyone. Sorry about your friend's dad Trudy. He sounds like a good guy.

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He was awesome. Thanks Lexxy.

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Sorry to hear about your friends dad. It sounds like he was a caring person.

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Cute jokes :)

Sorry to hear the news Trudy.

I'm taking a much needed three day weekend, no overtime. Going to get my hair cut and styled, do a bunch of errands, get caught up, maybe shop a little???!!!

But now I'm at the bus stop dropping off the boys.

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Lawyerlady wrote:

I need a drink today. Maybe several.

Rut roh....that doesn't sound good.cry 



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I need new pillows. Mine are old & causing my neck to hurt. I keep looking at "my pillow" website but haven't pulled the trigger yet. Have any of you tried them or heard any feedback on them?

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Me too lexy. Buy them and tell me if they are worth it.

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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

Me too lexy. Buy them and tell me if they are worth it.

I asked first!  You be the guinea pig!  



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Fort Worth Mom wrote:
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I need a drink today. Maybe several.

Rut roh....that doesn't sound good.cry 

 This, too, shall pass. 



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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

Lol when Karl said "staplers" I thought he mistyped "spoiler". I didn't know that was the answer.

  

 

All of these are great!



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Lexxy wrote:

I need new pillows. Mine are old & causing my neck to hurt. I keep looking at "my pillow" website but haven't pulled the trigger yet. Have any of you tried them or heard any feedback on them?

 Been thinking about them as well.

Just saw a commercial for them, with a code you get 2 for 1.

MY216 I think.

If I see it again, I'll tell you.

 

◇ETA: THE CODE IS MY619. ◇



-- Edited by lilyofcourse on Friday 21st of October 2016 01:56:57 PM

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LOL Lily I ordered them & could not find the darn promo code anywhere on their website. I had to call the 800# to ask for the code. The code they gave me was ML32. I will let you guys know if they are worth the money. With the 2 for one they are still $100. But I don't mind spending it if they are as wonderful as the testimonials make them out to be & they last for 10 years. My current ones were $89 each but I've had them for over 10 years & they were comfortable until recently.

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Maybe it's different depending on where you order.

I think my pillows were about $10.



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My condolences, Trudy *hugs*

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I'm off. Ugh. Have a good weekend all!

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I'm hobbling around. I broke my toe.

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FNW wrote:

I'm hobbling around. I broke my toe.

 Ouch!  Which one?



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Lexxy wrote:

I need new pillows. Mine are old & causing my neck to hurt. I keep looking at "my pillow" website but haven't pulled the trigger yet. Have any of you tried them or heard any feedback on them?

 Someone I work with got them as a gift and loves them.



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TrudyML wrote:

I'm off. Ugh. Have a good weekend all!

 Sorry Trudy.



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FNW wrote:

I'm hobbling around. I broke my toe.

 That stinks! Take some wine.



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FNW wrote:

I'm hobbling around. I broke my toe.

 Oh no! Sorry.

 



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Southern_Belle wrote:
FNW wrote:

I'm hobbling around. I broke my toe.

 That stinks! Take some wine.

 Is this your professional recommendation? LOL...



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lilyofcourse wrote:
Southern_Belle wrote:
FNW wrote:

I'm hobbling around. I broke my toe.

 That stinks! Take some wine.

 Is this your professional recommendation? LOL...

 Yep!



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Southern_Belle wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Southern_Belle wrote:
FNW wrote:

I'm hobbling around. I broke my toe.

 That stinks! Take some wine.

 Is this your professional recommendation? LOL...

 Yep!

 You see that, FNW? 

You should follow the advice of the professional! 



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Not much you can do for a broken toe except relieve the pain.

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Unless the doc puts a pin in it till it heals and that's icky. They leave it sticking out of the skin for easy removal.

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Southern_Belle wrote:

Not much you can do for a broken toe except relieve the pain.

 Yeah, it's one of those grin and bare it things.

 



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We turned the unit to heat.

BUT

It's set to come on below 63.

It's supposed to be 42 tonight.

Brrr..

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Southern_Belle wrote:

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Pouring here. Flash floods. Worse in Trudy's area. I hope she is ok.

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