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lilyofcourse


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It can be overwhelming.

I used fresh last time. IT didn't take much.

Mawmaw uses so much her dressing is green.

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I can't say I've ever had dressing. Always stuffing. This year will be at my parents' house, so dad usually makes wild rice stuffing.

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Tignanello wrote:
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Just FYI - I get invited to all geek weddings facilitated by this board. It's a new rule.

 You'll have to help me make this happen then.  AND, you're a lawyer.  Can you officiate?  Or can you get one of those online certifications to officiate?  Do you know anyone for me to marry?

 I do not really know anyone for you to marry.  But, I will get ordained and marry you. 

 Yeah, I don't think I want to marry YOU tho.  We'll have to keep working on it.  Wedding, however, is all planned.  Community hall, potluck, gifts and a pretty dress with pretty shoes.  Now just need a groom.

 Well, that's too bad.  I'm an excellent wife. 

 



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I always wanted a wife.

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A wife would be nice.

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Well, now you can have one.

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Well, now you can have one.

 She might expect me to have sex with her and I'm not attracted to women.  I just want the other perks. 



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Well, now you can have one.

 She might expect me to have sex with her and I'm not attracted to women.  I just want the other perks. 

 I hear sister wives are quite useful.  I could be one of those.  Help with the dishes and all.  Just need one kid out of it.  And cable tv would be great.  Could you imagine all the things that would be cheaper with a sister wife in the house?  



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Tignanello wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
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Well, now you can have one.

 She might expect me to have sex with her and I'm not attracted to women.  I just want the other perks. 

 I hear sister wives are quite useful.  I could be one of those.  Help with the dishes and all.  Just need one kid out of it.  And cable tv would be great.  Could you imagine all the things that would be cheaper with a sister wife in the house?  

I have a full cable package.  Everything but the sports package.  If you want to clean up the kitchen.  Another sister wife will have to provide the kiddo. 



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I'm not sure I could handle having another woman in the house. Too much drama. Although it would be nice to have some help......

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I didn't like the thought of it when it was brought up by the ex.

Hire a live in maid.

An ugly one.

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Lexxy wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
FNW wrote:

Well, now you can have one.

 She might expect me to have sex with her and I'm not attracted to women.  I just want the other perks. 

 I hear sister wives are quite useful.  I could be one of those.  Help with the dishes and all.  Just need one kid out of it.  And cable tv would be great.  Could you imagine all the things that would be cheaper with a sister wife in the house?  

I have a full cable package.  Everything but the sports package.  If you want to clean up the kitchen.  Another sister wife will have to provide the kiddo. 

 No way, dude!  Kid comes from me!  Deal breaker.  Plus points for the lack of sports package, tho.



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I've known too many women whose husbands ran off with the au pairs.

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That's why you have to marry into the family. Au Pairs are totally different than Sister Wives!

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Meh.

Just teach the kids to do it!



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