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Okay, I had to make up my own little version of this song.

(Folks with a lot of cats, will understand.wink)

Sing along, to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree"

 

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,

I pray the cats don't pee on thee.

 

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,

I hope the cats don't shred thee.

 

You looked so nice, when I put you up.

If I turn my back, I'll be totally *ucked!

 

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree.

I hope the cats don't ruin thee!

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LOL, FWM!!  I love some of the pics I see on FB about the (in)compatibility between cats and Christmas trees... biggrin



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Honeys_Mom wrote:

LOL, FWM!!  I love some of the pics I see on FB about the (in)compatibility between cats and Christmas trees... biggrin


I'm not on Facebook, HM.

I've just been living with cats, for a long time.wink 



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One year our cat kept climbing the tree. But he would get up there and couldn't figure out how to get out. My dad would have to reach in there and yank him out.

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Divine Geek wrote:

One year our cat kept climbing the tree. But he would get up there and couldn't figure out how to get out. My dad would have to reach in there and yank him out.


That sounds pretty funny, DG.

I guess one cat wasn't enough to ruin a tree.wink

(I've got six of them, running around the house. And Shop Cat, up in the master bedroom.)

Shop Cat doesn't cause any trouble, up there.smile 



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LOL! Love the little ditty!

And, YES, one cat can ruin a Christmas tree. Snowy ruined one for us. It was brand new!! He was so heavy, he broke the branches. Sigh.

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Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Divine Geek wrote:

One year our cat kept climbing the tree. But he would get up there and couldn't figure out how to get out. My dad would have to reach in there and yank him out.


That sounds pretty funny, DG.

I guess one cat wasn't enough to ruin a tree.wink

(I've got six of them, running around the house. And Shop Cat, up in the master bedroom.)

Shop Cat doesn't cause any trouble, up there.smile 


 The funniest part is my dad hates cats. So there was some (a lot) of grumbling everytime he had to retrieve my cat from the tree. 



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just Czech wrote:

LOL! Love the little ditty!

And, YES, one cat can ruin a Christmas tree. Snowy ruined one for us. It was brand new!! He was so heavy, he broke the branches. Sigh.


Oh my!

And I thought it took multiple cats, to ruin a tree.confuse

I'm glad you liked the little ditty!

(I'm crazy like that, on my Dad's side.wink



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Fort Worth Mom wrote:
just Czech wrote:

LOL! Love the little ditty!

And, YES, one cat can ruin a Christmas tree. Snowy ruined one for us. It was brand new!! He was so heavy, he broke the branches. Sigh.


Oh my!

And I thought it took multiple cats, to ruin a tree.confuse

I'm glad you liked the little ditty!

(I'm crazy like that, on my Dad's side.wink


 Snowy weighed 22 pounds when he broke all the branches. Yup, he was definitely a very fat cat.

Your dad gave you an amazing gift. I like crazy. biggrin



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DD just adopted a kitten and he is into everything including her tree. I told her to squirt him with water. She laughed because silly kitten keeps getting in the shower with her. He loves the water. She researched and discover cats hate the smell of oranges. She bought some generic orange scented air freshener and sprayed her tree. She said it was like having an invisible fence around the tree. She resprays every couple of days.

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So funny! No cats and no tree, but the visual was great!

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just Czech wrote:

LOL! Love the little ditty!

And, YES, one cat can ruin a Christmas tree. Snowy ruined one for us. It was brand new!! He was so heavy, he broke the branches. Sigh.


 Jim broke a couple of branches with his big butt this year. I'm getting a new tree after Christmas. 

Silly cats. 



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So far, so good.

My cats haven't messed with my poor little tree.

Maybe they feel sorry for it!wink

I'll have to pick up some orange air freshener, just in case.

Thanks for the tip, DE.



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Lol, love the song FWM. Good luck to your tree this year!

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Lol, love the song FWM. Good luck to your tree this year!


Thanks, NAOW!

So far, so good.

Fingers and claws crossed!wink 



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And, my Christmas tree is laying on it's side.

I suspect Spock knocked it over.

My luck held, last year, when I made up this little song.

This year, not so much.cry

I have my Mom's ceramic tree, on an end table in the living room. The cats have left it alone.

I'm seriously thinking about taking the little artificial tree down, and putting the ornaments away, for this year.

Sigh.

I guess I'll ponder this, for a little while.

What would you guys do?confuse



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I thought this was a new thread and was excited to see Tig.

FWM do the orange thing!

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FWM ~
DEFINITELY do the orange thing! It
really, really works. Plus your home
will small lovely.



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We are dying over here!!!!! Lol!

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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

I thought this was a new thread and was excited to see Tig.

FWM do the orange thing!


  I thought  the same thing when I saw tig.  Love the song fwm.



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That's a funny version of the song!

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My cats used to pee on the presents. LOL

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Wayne stood the tree back up.

Now the top half of the lights are out.cry

I'll look for the orange spray, and leave it up, for now, I guess.

Thanks for the advice!wink



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My problem is the dog. Corgi is short enough he can walk under the tree, but his back brushes the branches. And he has been known to drag the lights with him. It will be nothing short of a miracle if it doesn’t come down.

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Hahahahaha!!

Too funny, SB!biggrin



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Love both memes😂 thank you SB

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