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Y'all need to start raising some ASAP! 

My DS got me for a split second with an April Fool's joke. I have three grands; one dear step-granddaughter (DSGD), one dear granddaughter (DGD) and one dear grandson (DGS). DSGD will be 20 next month; DGD will be 15 next month and DGS will be 13 in August. Well, DS (brat that he is) texted me early afternoon . . . he has news. I asked what? He told me I was going to be a great grandmother! For a moment I thought, OMG, how exciting. Then it dawned on me maybe I should ask so I responded with "ummmmm, ok, dare I ask" His response was DGD. For a split second my heart literally sank and ached. She'll only be 15! Then, I remembered, wait, it's DGD he's talking about and I know full well there is NO WAY! She would NEVER!!! So, I typed back, "NO WAY April Fools" and he just laughed. 

So, the next time they visit, he may not make it out alive! hahaha



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Omg, lol. That was bad!

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That's great!



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No, no, no, it's not great! I literally had an ache in my heart for that split second and couldn't catch my breath. hahaha I AM gonna do bodily harm to DS! It took me a second to realize that my DGD would never get herself in such a predicament. She's such a good girl. I never really worry about her but . . . sometimes you just never know with kids.

I huge sigh of relief was felt for sure. Did I say there will be bodily harm? hahaha

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Ask him "how tightly?"







And he will reply "how tightly what?"




















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"How tightly do you want your balls BRAIDED!?!"









Never thought you'd hear that from me, did you?






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That is a rather mean joke.
I will donate toward your bail fund.

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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

That is a rather mean joke.
I will donate toward your bail fund.


 It was mean. cry 

Thanks for donating. 



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My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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I think you should get him back.



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My dog name is Sasha, too!

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Ha ha. Hiya Sunshine.

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lilyofcourse wrote:

I think you should get him back.


 Oh I will . . . when he least expects it. 



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Lexxy wrote:

Ha ha. Hiya Sunshine.


 Hiya, Lexxy! How ya doin? Hope all is well. 



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My dog name is Sasha, too!

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I'm doing well but can't get on the boards at work anymore. It is probably a good thing since I need the job.

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Yep, the job is more important than the boards . . . wait . . . did I say that out loud?

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It'll be our little secret!

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