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"Love You Forever," by Robert Munsch.

And I never support censorship.

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I love that book...

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It's creepy, hon.

I get the sentiment, but the illustrations are WRONG.

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Creepy?

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I don't think they are creepy at all. I would love to hold my kids in my lap in the middle of the night one more time. I don't care how big they are.

DS still sits in my lap.



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Lawyerlady wrote:

Creepy?


 You heard me.

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Goodnight Moon. First, boring as all heck. Second, why are you talking to inanimate objects? I found it very confusing.

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I can't think of one.



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Tignanello wrote:

Goodnight Moon. First, boring as all heck. Second, why are you talking to inanimate objects? I found it very confusing.


Did you never talk to inanimate objects?  I know I did and my kids did too. They, (like the book, although I don't remember reading it to them), told everything and the kitchen sink goodnight.  It was a way to prolong bedtime. 



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Ohfour wrote:
Tignanello wrote:

Goodnight Moon. First, boring as all heck. Second, why are you talking to inanimate objects? I found it very confusing.


Did you never talk to inanimate objects?  I know I did and my kids did too. They, (like the book, although I don't remember reading it to them), told everything and the kitchen sink goodnight.  It was a way to prolong bedtime. 


 I don't think I did that!  I always smuggled a book under my pillow, so bedtime was pretty easy - even as a little one.  Besides ... that book had a terrible plot line.  evileye



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a certain Beauty and the Beast book. LOL!!!!!
It was quite a long one, and DD knew if I tried to skip a page. And she made me read in the voices of the characters. Mrs Potts, Chip, Limier, Cogsworth, Belle, Beast...EVERY ONE OF THEM had to have it's own special voice. It would take 45 minutes to read that book, and she wanted it every night. I was so tired of that book.....

Now I wish I could go back and read it to her a dozen more times...cry



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I've read some bad kids books, but they are usually ones that no one has heard of because they were bad.



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13 Reasons

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Yup.

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