Ok, we all know I live in a condo. It is a brick building. 6 units in my building. I live on the top floor. The lady on the first floor always tries to hit on GG. Well GG is a huge fan of Marilyn Monroe. He has 2 beautiful prints. Of course I let him hang them up. They are big. You can't miss them.
Soooo last night the wack job asks me to look at something in her unit. I walk in and *bam* she has posters up of Marilyn. WTF. I scoot out, run up and tell him. Fvcking nut job. I said she is going to try to lure you in her den with Marilyn!
She came up crying that her car was stolen. I'm on the board. So I let her in. The car wasn't stolen. She left the keys in it. So some kids then joyrided in it. She is crazy.