I was planning taco salad for dinner. All I needed was some ground beef, sliced black olives, and salad mix. I had all the rest of the stuff.
Well, we got to talking about how much money he was spending on lunches each day, while I was away.
It was between $7 and $10.
So, I suggested that we pick up some fruit and lunch meat and cookies, etc., so I could start packing his lunch again. (I know, I know...he's a bit spoiled. But, I can pack him a nice lunch for a week on $10. I can't stand to see him blow his money this way.)
Well, I got everything.
Except the salad.
What a nimrod I am.
Okay, time to nominate your own, Nimrod of the Day!
I was planning taco salad for dinner. All I needed was some ground beef, sliced black olives, and salad mix. I had all the rest of the stuff.
Well, we got to talking about how much money he was spending on lunches each day, while I was away.
It was between $7 and $10.
So, I suggested that we pick up some fruit and lunch meat and cookies, etc., so I could start packing his lunch again. (I know, I know...he's a bit spoiled. But, I can pack him a nice lunch for a week on $10. I can't stand to see him blow his money this way.)
Well, I got everything.
Except the salad.
What a nimrod I am.
Okay, time to nominate your own, Nimrod of the Day!
Seriously? You want me to keep a daily log of the nimrod stuff I do daily?
ETA I do many nimrod stuff throughout each day. I only tell you peeps about the more amusing ones. Won't list them all or my next SS will send a straight jacket.
-- Edited by I know what to do_sometimes on Friday 1st of September 2017 05:44:04 PM
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I was planning taco salad for dinner. All I needed was some ground beef, sliced black olives, and salad mix. I had all the rest of the stuff.
Well, we got to talking about how much money he was spending on lunches each day, while I was away.
It was between $7 and $10.
So, I suggested that we pick up some fruit and lunch meat and cookies, etc., so I could start packing his lunch again. (I know, I know...he's a bit spoiled. But, I can pack him a nice lunch for a week on $10. I can't stand to see him blow his money this way.)
Well, I got everything.
Except the salad.
What a nimrod I am.
Okay, time to nominate your own, Nimrod of the Day!
Seriously? You want me to keep a daily log of the nimrod stuff I do daily?
ETA I do many nimrod stuff throughout each day. I only tell you peeps about the more amusing ones. Won't list them all or my next SS will send a straight jacket.
-- Edited by I know what to do_sometimes on Friday 1st of September 2017 05:44:04 PM
IKWTDS, it just cracked me up, that I had been so dumb, not to make a grocery list.
And, I forgot the most important part of a taco salad.
The dang salad!
You need to start a "Hero" thread.
Thank God, you were around to help you elderly neighbor.
OMG FWM so you jinxed me. I cleaned out the fire place. Brought the shop vac up from the garage to get the last ashes. Holy mother of *********. I created a storm of ashes throughout the house. DD ran to the upstairs to close the all the doors. I opened windows but these are ashes not smoke from burning food or anything. I have mopped the floors on the first floor and wiped down the electronics but will have to do so again in the morning.
So this is my nimrod move of the day.
I know I am queen of that today.
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OMG FWM so you jinxed me. I cleaned out the fire place. Brought the shop vac up from the garage to get the last ashes. Holy mother of *********. I created a storm of ashes throughout the house. DD ran to the upstairs to close the all the doors. I opened windows but these are ashes not smoke from burning food or anything. I have mopped the floors on the first floor and wiped down the electronics but will have to do so again in the morning.
Today, I nominate the jackass with the red truck, who visits my next door neighbor, but parks in front of my house.
Now, that would be all well in good, if the nimrod could get it through his head that, you don't get to partially block someone's driveway!
And, not by a few inches. By 3 or 4 feet. (Why? Beats me. No one else was parked on the road in front of our house. There was no reason for him to do that.
This is the second time this nimrod has done this.
The first time, I wrote a funny note, giving him a D- in parking, and asking him to please not block our driveway again. That was right before my trip.
This time, he blocked it even more. Wayne knocked on the neighbor's door this morning, and she said, "Oh, is he blocking your drive again?"
(Something tells me, she already knew this.)
Anyway, 3 strikes and you're out.
If nimrod does it again, I'll call the police and have him ticketed and towed.
Today, I nominate the jackass with the red truck, who visits my next door neighbor, but parks in front of my house.
Now, that would be all well in good, if the nimrod could get it through his head that, you don't get to partially block someone's driveway!
And, not by a few inches. By 3 or 4 feet. (Why? Beats me. No one else was parked on the road in front of our house. There was no reason for him to do that.
This is the second time this nimrod has done this.
The first time, I wrote a funny note, giving him a D- in parking, and asking him to please not block our driveway again. That was right before my trip.
This time, he blocked it even more. Wayne knocked on the neighbor's door this morning, and she said, "Oh, is he blocking your drive again?"
(Something tells me, she already knew this.)
Anyway, 3 strikes and you're out.
If nimrod does it again, I'll call the police and have him ticketed and towed.
Dumba$$!
Oh that is sooo much more nimrodness than my ashes. Thanks!
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Well, I got rid of my nimrod, loud-mouthed, dog poop neighbor so hopefully after calling the cops on his park job, he'll get the point. I'm sure he encroached more today just to piss you off. I'd have called the cops today since you'd already left him a nice / funny note the first time. This clearly was deliberate.
Well, I got rid of my nimrod, loud-mouthed, dog poop neighbor so hopefully after calling the cops on his park job, he'll get the point. I'm sure he encroached more today just to piss you off. I'd have called the cops today since you'd already left him a nice / funny note the first time. This clearly was deliberate.
I'm glad you got rid of your nimrod, FS. Yay!
I'm out of good will with this jerk.
If he pulls this again, the police will be called.
