I hope you have a wonderful birthday! Enjoy your day!
Ohioan by birth, Texan by choice!
Was it a bad day?
Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
Frozen is the bestest movie ever, NOT!
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome...
A person's a person no matter how small.
#it's5o'clocksomewhere
~At Gnome in the Kitchen~