Cool Ranch Doritos. I don't get them often and get a handful or two before the two Hoovers in my life empty the bag. I can make a bag last for a couple weeks or more easy. DH and DS will annihilate the bag in an hour or less.
The fudge brownie Grandma's cookies are another favorite. When I have those, they are mine and mine only. I rarely buy treats for myself and those are special to me. The mini-Hoover occasionally weasels a bite though. Big bite. I've learned to break off a piece if I don't want to lose half the cookie to his big mouth.
Dip and chips. I buy the dried herb packets at fairs and farms and keep them on hand for when I get a craving. DD and her friends made dip last night. I think they used up 3 of the packets I bought yesterday at the fair.
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Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
I'll mix popcorn, some kind of chocolate or butterscotch chips, dried bananas, and cashews.
Doughnuts don't stand a chance around me.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
