Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
Frozen is the bestest movie ever, NOT!
I hope you have a wonderful birthday! Enjoy your day!
Ohioan by birth, Texan by choice!
Was it a bad day?
Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
~At Gnome in the Kitchen~
Happy Birthday
A person's a person no matter how small.
#it's5o'clocksomewhere
I drink coffee so I don't kill you.
I quilt so I don't kill you.
Do you see a theme?
Faith isn't something that keeps bad things from happening. Faith is what helps us get through bad things when they do happen.
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome...
Life is Good!
LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.