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Fort Worth Mom


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Paul told us this one while we were playing cards, and my Mom and I cracked up! (He claims it's an old joke, but I had never heard it before, so it struck me funny!biggrin)

Question: Why was six afraid of seven?

Answer:  Cause seven ate nine.

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We all need a good laugh! Post 'em if you got 'em!wink



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That's a very old but good joke.

It was even in an episode of Supernatural.



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Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?


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Why are frogs so happy?

 

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I never heard those, either, LL!

Cute!biggrin

Keep them coming, my pretties!

I like to laugh!wink



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Why are there no Fourth of July knock knock jokes?








Because freedom rings...

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Here's one for Momala..

Why are watermelons so wet?

 

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What does a fish say when he hits a wall?


Dam.





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LOVE it, FWM !



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