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Paraprosdokians
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Thought I would share with you.' Winston Churchill loved paraprosdokians, figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected. 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list. 3. Since li...
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The funny and informative.
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Wednesday.
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Hope ya'll have a wonderful hump day!
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Shows you never get tired of watching.
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Gunsmoke, Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie, Waltons, M*A*S*H. And now Supernatural. What do you never get tired of watching?
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Couple Gets 4D Ultrasound of Their Baby, Find Something Unsettling In Image
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Couple Gets 4D Ultrasound of Their Baby, Find Something Unsettling In Image © Provided by Woman's Day A baby's ultrasound is meant to be a special moment for a family. It allows parents to see their child before it's brought into the world, and the scans end up being cherished keepsakes...
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How to Remove a Paint Scratch
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How to Remove a Paint ScratchJuly 27, 2015 by Roberto Cruz You’re closing in on your parked car and there it is again: that eyesore of a paint scratch above the driver’s side door handle. If only you knew how to get rid of it…or at least where to start. We spoke to Mike Stoops, product and tr...
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Miss Pennsylvania faked cancer 'to con tens of thousands of dollars from well-wishers
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Miss Pennsylvania faked cancer 'to con tens of thousands of dollars from well-wishers to pay for made-up leukemia treatments'Brandi Lee Weaver-Gates, 23, claimed she suffered from leukemia for two yearsThe Penn State student allegedly stole from events held to raise money for her bogus canc...
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'No link' between eating fatty food and early death
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'pulled a gun from his waistband minutes before he was shot by cops' PreviousNext'No link' between eating fatty food and early death: Findings raise further doubts over advice to avoid butter, full-fat milk and other meat and dairy productsResearchers looked through hundreds of thousands of he...
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Calling gamers.
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Can you explain the differences between the ps4 options?
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EPA Causes Massive Hazardous Spill in West: Where the Hell is the Media?
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EPA Causes Massive Hazardous Spill in West633 88 Jerry Mcbride/The Durango Herald, via APby Michael Patrick Leahy11 Aug 2015758 Earlier this month, employees of the Environmental Protection Agency, acting in their official capacities, caused one of the largest hazardous waste spills in re...
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For Black Families, Doing Everything “Right” Isn’t Always Enough
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For Black Families, Doing Everything “Right” Isn’t Always Enough By Jordan Weissmann Conservatives love this three-step plan for fixing poverty. If only it worked better. Photo by Raywoo/Shutterstock A couple of weeks ago, I wrote about how some conservatives have become very fond of a...
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Woman Runs London Marathon Without a Tampon, Bleeds Freely to Raise Awareness
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http://www.people.com/article/kiran-ghandi-runs-marathon-without-tampon-bleeds-freely4.8kSHARES 1239 Comments subscribe nowKiran GandhiCourtesy Kiran GandhiBy Char Adams @CiCiAdams_08/07/2015 AT...
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Trump declares war with Fox News is over after 'blunt but cordial' phone call from network president – but Megyn Kelly r
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Trump declares war with Fox News is over after 'blunt but cordial' phone call from network president – but Megyn Kelly refuses to apologize as The Donald is welcomed back on the airBillionaire presidential candidate Donald Trump announced a truce with Fox News Channel Monday via Twitter after a cha...
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12 Hour Jail Stints for "Panic Disorder"?
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Rocker John Mellencamp's son is allowed to serve four-day jail sentence - for beating a college student - in 12-hour stints because he has a panic disorderSpeck Mellencamp and his brother Hud pleaded guilty in April to misdemeanor battery charges from a July 2013 altercationThey allegedly punche...
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Toot-a-loo Tuesday
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Bound to be hot here today. I'll go out for a short bit and then coming home. Hate this heat.
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Can Darwin Trust the Dipstick?
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Can Darwin Trust the Dipstick? RSSDear Car Talk Aug 11, 2015 (Archives)8 Commentsoil changesDear Car Talk: My wife and I recently purchased a 2009 Pontiac Vibe with a 2.4-liter engine. For its first oil change, I bought a 5-quart jug of Mobile One oil. The owner's manual says the car takes 4.5 quarts...
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Mother-of-three sues clinic for 'wrongful life' accidentally 'gave her a flu shot instead of a birth control injection'
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Mother-of-three sues Seattle health clinic for 'wrongful life' after she got pregnant when staff accidentally 'gave her a flu shot instead of a birth control injection' Yesenia Pacheco was getting Depo-Provera contraceptive injections every three months at her local NeighboreCare Clinic B...
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Puzzler - new + last week
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The Skeptical Brother RAY: A man was on his way to a family reunion when he noticed the odometer on his car was about to turn over at 100,000 miles. A big deal, right? When he arrived he told his family that he had watched as it happened. His skeptical brother said, 'I don't think so. I bet you really miss...
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Heading to the 75th Rally in Sturgis SD
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after work! Not taking our bikes, too many new riders and riders who should NOT be riding, but we will check it out and enjoy camping in Newell, SD. with friends and our kids. Looking forward to it, not because it is the big "75th" we go every year as we live 113 miles from Sturgis, SD. In fact ...
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I thought everything worth stealing was already gone. I was wrong.
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The house across the street from me has been empty for a couple of years. The owners walked away from it (and the mortgage) when their homeowner's insurance stopped paying for repairs due to trees falling on the house, and roof damage from the tree removal people (the most expensive company around) po...
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Why did the colonel turn into a creepy old man?
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Is this the world's cutest underwater animal?
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Is this the world's cutest underwater animal? Fluorescent sea slug that looks like Magic Roundabout character Ermintrude is found off coast of BaliThe colourful sea creature was discovered in the shores of Bali by an amateur underwater photographerTaiwanese bank worker Lynn Wu was on a scuba div...
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Monday, Monday!
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That stupid Bangles song is in my head. Good morning yall! First full week of school. Boys are up and moving. Hot already this morning. Humid. Very stuffy. Hope everyone has an amazing day. In the words of Andy Griffith, "do good and be somebody".
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UGLY CRY!!!!!
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http://rare.us/story/her-love-flew-off-to-wwii-and-was-never-seen-again-70-years-later-a-knock-on-the-door-brought-it-all-back/ More than 70 years ago, Leona Sharp w...
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NSFW: Horrific moment a two day old hippo is mauled to death after its mother introduced it to the herd
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Horrific moment a two day old hippo is mauled to death after its mother introduced it to the herd for the first timeThe baby hippo was only two days old and was being introduced to the rest of the pod by its mother Several adult hippos quickly set upon the small infant calf and maul it to death before it is e...
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French couple who died hiking in New Mexico desert likely saved son by giving him their water
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French couple who died hiking in New Mexico desert likely saved son by giving him their waterDavid Steiner, 42, and his wife, Ornella Steiner, 51 died during an afternoon hike across the searing New Mexico desertSheriff Benny House said they likely saved their 9-year-old son by giving him two sips...
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Democrat-IC Party
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This is news to me. Apparently, if you say Democrat Party. Instead of Democrat-IC party, then you are using a derogatory slur towards them! LOL! Ok, well from now on, I will certainly remember the IC!!!
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Rocky Point High School wrestler's family files suit against district over bacterial infection
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http://www.newsday.com/long-island/suffolk/rocky-point-high-school-wrestler-s-family-files-12m-suit-against-district-over-bacterial-infection-1.10719760
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More guns make Americans feel safer
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Illegal Alien Crime Accounts for over 30% of Murders in Many States
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Illegal Alien Crime Accounts for over 30% of Murders in Many States18868 1974 AP File Photo/LM Oteroby Tom Tancredo8 Aug 20153,756Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump deserves credit for forcing all 17 Republican candidates to talk about the social costs of illegal immigration,...
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